A sïck woman was lying on her sïck bêd with her husband by her side, she turns to her husband and said:

WIFE: Honey, I have a confession to make...

HUSBAND: Save your strength my dear !

WIFE: [Cuts in] Nooo, I want to say it so that when I d!e my spïrit will be at rest. I have been stêalïng your money and giving it to my bøyfrïend !

You're not the father of our daughter Faith; I was the one who støle your gold wrist watch and hide it in your sister's bag so that you'll drive her away... Please forgive me 🙏

HUSBAND: I know all this, that's why I pøisøned you.
Please keep calm let the pøisøñ do it's work in you 🙊😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣