Me: Barrister, someone is owing me money.
50k.

Lawyer: any proof as to that effect?

Me: no.

Lawyer: write to him to pay you your 70k.

Me: sir, but what he is owing me is 50k.

Lawyer: don't worry, just do as I have told you.

Me: okay sir.

I then wrote to the person owing me to pay me my 70k.

And his reply was "what I am owing you is 50 and not 70k"

I then showed barrister the reply I got from him.
And he was like "that is an evidence we will use against him"

Lawyers ehn😆😆😆.